I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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