Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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