it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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