she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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