Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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