Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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