There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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