are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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