There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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