I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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