just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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