I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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