i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
No subtext here. People are naked.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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