i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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