I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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