I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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