he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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