he wants to bone in the snuggie
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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