I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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