Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
wow bdsm is so cute
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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