I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
is that a dick in a sweater?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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