can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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