Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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