Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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