my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'm too high and old for this...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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