We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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