after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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