I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My penis needs a shock collar
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize