Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I did not marry a roomba.
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