The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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