At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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