remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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