I wanna bring you to show and tell
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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