Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
You left your phone here
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