: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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