so explain again why im purple
no
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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