Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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