And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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