Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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