I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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