is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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