Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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