Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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