Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Randomize
