at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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