My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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