school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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