i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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