omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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