I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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