So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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