we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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