At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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