You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I need a beard to bite.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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