Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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