S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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