At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You are the jesus of drinking
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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