mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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