Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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