problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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