We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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