That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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