After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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