we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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